Kirby Hill - Hayseed Dixie

You wanna get your eyes knocked out

You wanna get your fill

You wanna get your head shot off

Just climb up Kirby Hill… Hey

My daddy made corn whiskey

Up on Kirby Hill

Just like his dad before him i

N an old pot bellied still

He never took to strangers

Headin' up that way

When he heard 'em talk about it

This is what he’d say…

You wanna get your eyes knocked out

You wanna get your fill

You wanna get your head shot off

Just climb up Kirby Hill… Hey

One night some revenuers

Thought they’d take the old man down

They asked about the way

Up Kirby Hill all over town

They headed up the mountain

Around about half past ten

Reckon now it’s safe to say

We ain’t never seen them again.

Yeah

You wanna get your eyes knocked out

You wanna get your fill

You wanna get your head shot off

Just climb up Kirby Hill… Hey

Great Grandaddy used to talk

'bout the war 'tween the governments

Back when old Jeff Davis and

Abe Lincoln was the Presidents

He watched the Armies marchin' up

He watched 'em both march by

No Army never took his still

No Army dared to try

You wanna get your eyes knocked out

You wanna get your fill

You wanna get your head shot off

Just climb up Kirby Hill… Hey

Lately up on Kirby Hill

I been plantin' seeds of my own

Lord them fetch a pretty price

When they’re good and grown

I seen them helicoptors

Sent by the DEA

If they value life like I do my buds

They’ll stay the hell away… Hey

You wanna get your eyes knocked out

You wanna get your fill

You wanna get your head shot off

Just climb up Kirby Hill… Hey