Another Like You - Hayes Carll

You were smoking on a cigarette

Talking about the deficit

Putting all them wild boys down

A-like a drunken Mona Lisa or the Leanin' Tower of Pisa

You were hanging off the edge of town

I overheard Afghanistan is safer than a minivan

Left me wonderin' what I should do

Ah, you’re like a four leaf clover

I just had to come on over

I’ve never seen a woman like you

You was falling like the Alamo

Drinking fast and talking slow

Looking like it’s time to go home

Were you hitting on the stripper cause you can’t afford to tip her

Or just afraid of being alone

You was openly frustrated

You said Dylan’s over rated

For singing Tangled Up In Blue

I don’t know what I was thinking I could feel my heart a-sinking

I have never seen a fellow like you

And out the way we do it’s true

We fall for the first one

How come it always ends up the worst one?

Well, you’re probably a Democrat

What the hell is wrong with that?

Nothing if you’re Taliban

I see, well, I bet you slept with half the south

Don’t you ever shut your mouth?

How much did you pay for that tan?

More than you paid for them boots

Oh, shouldn’t you be purging?

You’re probably still a virgin

I can’t believe you’re not on The View

Have to have another round, it’s looking like we’re trouble bound

I have never seen another like you

Ain’t that the way we do it’s true you take the breath from me

It seems like you are bound to be the death of me

Oh, well, a couple hours later, we were in the elevator

A-making out like Bonnie and Clyde

We were dizzy from the love we found

Throwin' up and goin' down

Lord it’s been a hell of a ride

I’m having trouble breathing

Well, I probably should be leaving

You know I’m up in room 402

Well, I gotta hand it to you

There’s a chance I’m gonna screw you

I have never seen another like you

I don’t know if it’s forever

But I’m glad that we’re together

I have never seen another like you