Lonely Security Guard - Hayden

Oh so lonely security guard, he looks so mean from afar

But when you get up close you’ll see

He could not hurt a flea

He stands there in the heat

Looking straight down a his feet

And with his hands and an old receipt

He makes a swan so real it breathes

Oh so lonely security guard, can make you cry with a business card

Can make a cricket from a parking ticket

Can make a bird from some thrown out words

But he cannot control this herd

'Cause he does not look up when he should

He relies on the people’s good

A big mistake in this neighborhood

Oh so lonely security guard, didn’t notice me at all

So I grabbed the first thing I saw

And walked right out the front door

But he had just made a paper sword

And threw me right down on the floor

And everyone standing near that store

Witnessed a one-sided war

Origami Security guard, he looks so mean from afar

But when you get up close you’ll see

That he’s no cup of tea