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the beer song

The beer song

man: ooohhh, what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker,

what comes in bottles or in cans…

men: BEER!

man: cant get enough of it…

men: BEER!

man: how we really love it…

men: BEER!

man: makes me think i’m a man…

men: BEER!

man: i can kiss and hug it…

men: BEER!

man: but i’d rather chuck it…

men: BEER!

man: fill my belly up to here…

men: BEER!

man: i cannot refuse a…

men: BEER!

man: i could really use a…

men: BEER, BEER BEER!

men: BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

drunk man: i cant remember how much I have had, i drank a twelve pack with my

dad.

drunk father: (burp) thats my son the drunken badly stud, im proud to be his

bud.

drunk man: here, have some pretzels

drunk father: no, i’ll call it quits, those things give me the shwits

drunken man: ha ha ha.

men: drink with your family, drink it with your friends

man: drink till your fat, stomach distends,

beer, it liquid bread its good for you,

men: we like to drink till we spew, ew

men: who cares if we get fat

man: i’ll drink to that

man: as we sing once more…

man: what is the malted liquor, what gets you drunker quicker,

what comes in bottles or in cans…

men: BEER!

man: cant get enough of it…

men: BEER!

man: how we really love it…

men: BEER!

man: makes me think i’m a man…

men: BEER!

man: i can kiss and hug it…

men: BEER!

man: but i’d rather chug it…

men: BEER!

man: fill my belly up to here…

men: BEER!

man: golly I adore it, come on damn it, pour it,

do it for me brew it for me, feed it to me speed it to me,

men: BEER!

man: the most wonderful drink in the world, hooray!

(Burp)