Suckers -

I stepped outta the bar and into the street

And there she was standin' there

A sexy momma lookin' so petite

With red lips and jet black hair

I said, «I'm lonely tonight

So you’re comin' with me.

Oh, honey, lucky you!»

She said, «You're kinda short, but you’ll have to do

'Cause tonight I’m lookin' to screw!»

I found a sucker

Who likes to play

I’ll pretend that I love her

Until I go away

I’ll stick around and bang

Until the next best thing

I found a sucker

Who’ll have my way

We got back to my room

Not foreseeing my doom

And I took off all my clothes

She wasn’t messin' around

We were goin' to town

As I pulled down my pantyhose

Then she opened her mouth

She was goin' south

Blood rushed to my head

Sexy sleaze, she was aimin' to please

And I bet she’d be good in bed

I found a sucker

'Cause she likes the meat

You all know a good hummer

Just can’t be beat

She sure knows how to blow

She takes it nice and slow

That girl’s a sucker

Ain’t that a treat

Na na na, na na na, na na na na na

Na na na, na na na, na na na na na

Na na na, na na na, na na na na na

Na na na, na na na, na na na na na

So we’re havin' our fun

And she’s gettin' it done

And it’s feelin' like ecstasy

She says, «Open your eyes

I got a surprise»

And it happened so suddenly

She lifted up to my chin

And she gave me a grin

When I noticed these little fangs

She stuck 'em in my vein

I couldn’t bear the pain

She went and ruined everything

That girl’s a sucker

I couldn’t get away

I tried to convince her

I tried to in vain

I’m still a human being

You can’t do this to me

But she’s a blood sucker

And I’m her prey

I think vampires aren’t real, they don’t exist

I’m locked in her arms suffering a deadly kiss

I think vampires aren’t real, they don’t exist

I’m locked in her arms suffering a deadly kiss

And I’m the sucker now

I’m the sucker now

I’m the sucker now

I’m the sucker now

I’m the sucker now

I’m the sucker now

I’m the sucker now

I’m the sucker now

I’m the sucker now