Mummified Mom -

I wrote this song for my mom

She is the coolest fuckin' bitch I know

She like to shop and go to church

She tell me everything she think I should know

She love my boys, she buy them toys

She make us dinner every time we go

To visit her, and her dog

Right before she go to Mexico

She’s getting older everyday

And one of this days she’ll pass away

Well I know that she won’t live forever

Here’s how I’ll keep us together

I’ll wrap her up with love, she’ll be my mummified mom

I study hard to make a mummy

I learned the ways of the Egyptians

My mommy didn’t raise a dummy

Put her together with safety-pins

And when she die, she go to heaven

Be with the angels 'cause she just like them

It make me sad 'cause when I die

I go to hades, never see her again

At least I know for a little while

She wrapped up in my den with a smile

I know that she won’t live forever

Here’s how I’ll keep us together

I’l wrap her up with love, she’ll be my mummified mom

Every summer I come by with my brother we get high

And we swim in her pool

But I know that this won’t last

So I’ll wrap her in my cast and you know

That she’ll look cool

At least I know for a little while

She’ll be wrapped up in my den with a smile

I know that she won’t live forever

Here’s how I’ll keep us together

Wrap her up with love

I’ll wrap her up with love

I’ll wrap her up with lo-oh-oh-oh-ove

I’l wrap her up with love, she’ll be my mummified mom

She’ll be my mummified mom

She’ll be my mummified mom (Woah, yeah)

She’ll be my mummified mom (Woah, yeah)

She’ll be my mummified-