Lewis -

Lewis was an odd boy

Who had no friends at all

He was sickly skinned and tattered clothed

And he wasn’t very tall

He walked to school alone

With his lunchbox in his hand

Dreading the ridicule he’d be forced to withstand

The boys at school would tease him

But the most unruly bunch

Would pinch him, poke him, call him names

And even steal his lunch

They would treat him with disdain

Themselves uncouth and crass

But was Lewis all that different from the other kids in class?

While walking home from school Lewis

Noticed a girl

With white skin and pink hair lik a cotton candy whirl

Intrigued by her style

And nthralled of her pulchritude

Lewis tried to speak with her but she was quite rude

Disturbed by his presence

The girl walked away

But Lewis stepped behind her while entreating her to stay

Her hair soft and fluffy

Smelled good enough to eat

So Lewis plucked a mouthful and it tasted rather sweet

She’d been waiting for a friend

To take her on a date

Imagine his surprise when he arrived a bit late

Cowering and sobbing

The poor girl was in shock

While Lewis devoured most of her hair

Lock by lock

Now, what happened next is too violent to tell

Let’s just say Lewis had an accident and fell

He was left there swollen

And bleeding on the mound

The lesson was taught had been fierce and profound

But the couple’s fate was worse

As the two were walking home

A giant furry beast that throughout the night did roam

Ate each child, someone’s son and

And someone’s daughter

It chewed them both whole and left no

Proof of a slaughter

Lewis is an odd boy, who has no friends at all

But he owns a ferocious beast that’s scary and tall

His pet is trained to eat those who aren’t very nice

So before you pick on Lewis be sure and think twice