DUI - Har Mar Superstar

Lookin' out in the crowd, I see a lotta hotties

Tell me which of you will be my mommy?

Don’t be shy, come over put it on me

Spark it up and pass it on around me

We got drinks, anything, and food out for the starving

Thank you all for coming to my party

Don’t be shy, mix it up, come and lay it on me

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Back on the road to solid gold

Making the hits that get the story told

We all got a heavy load

But it won’t get us down, no no no no

Everybody got a DJ night

Rocking the chance for all their friends to grind

When it comes to closing time

Who you gonna crush with a drunken dial?

Hey!

What?

Who got a DUI out there?

Yeah

I know you all do

Because that’s dialing under the influence!

When you come home at night

And you had a little too much to drink

This is one thing (what)

We all guilty!

Sittin' alone in my room at home

Girl, come on, pick up the phone

Keep the spot next to ya warm

I know I got my own ringtone

I’ve had a million DUIs

That’s how I always win the prize

All the times I get denied

There’s a hot, little baby by my side

D!

Is the dial your fingers dance

Give it to me!

U!

Under the spell of romance

Can you hear me, girl?

I!

Is the dangerous influence

I feel it!

Ah!

I’m the lonely man with a roaming plan

I’m resisting my urge in turning on the telly

Baby, don’t you have something to tell me?

It’s 4 AM, my brain has turned to jelly

Come on, baby boy, pick up your celly

How long has this gone, girl?

This cannot be healthy

I’m so wet, I have to get my wellies

Whenever you’re near, you never get this filthy

It’s because I’m pretending your wealthy

Tip on the cotton candy bus

I win a stuffed tiger just for us

These are the broken promises

That I won’t recall when the sun comes up

Everybody got a DJ night

Rocking the chance for all their friends to grind

When it comes to closing time

Who you gonna crush with a drunken dial?

Sing it!