Dear Mama - Happy Campers

Dear mom,

I’m sorry for all

those crazy things I did.

I’m sorry,

I was just a kid.

Like the time I put holes

in your wall with my ninja stars.

Or the time I feel asleep

and took the bumper off your car.

Dear mom,

I’m sorry for all

the things I’m doing now.

7 years in college

and I’m still not out.

Not a doctor or a lawyer,

in a crappy punk band.

25 years old and still more of

a kid than a man.

I’m sorry for being

a bum wastin' time dreaming.

I wish I had success for you.

So I could buy you

a house on the hill.

You could play bingo

and just chill.

I wish I had success of you.