You're Hard -

Henry Rollins!

Henry Rollins!

You’re hard.

You’re hard

Big Jimmy Nail!

Big Jimmy Nail!

You’re hard as well

Sainsbury’s security!

Like I’m dead scared

Oh what a frightening world it can be

Lenny Henry!

Lenny Henry!

You’re funny.

You’re funny

Jenny Eclair!

Jenny Eclair!

You’re dead funny too

Skinner, Baddiel, Anderson, Brand!

Oh, nurse, soothe my sides

Oh, what a funny old world it can be

Ok, let’s pedestrianise the high street

Mariella Frostrup does loads of voiceovers but nothing much else yet she seems

to get by

Is this New Labour, Mr. Blair?

Is this New Labour, Mr. Blair?

Is this New Labour, Mr. Blair?

If anyone wants me, I’ll be over there