Moody Chops -

Hey there moody chops

You’ve gone and got national acclaim

Hey there moody chops

Your attitude can never be the same

You can never be surly again

'Cos if you write another song about down in the dumps

The people gonna say: «Hey!

What gives you the humps?»

You could be drinking muddy water

Sleeping in hollow logs

But no you’ve got national acclaim

Hey there moody chops

What you gonna sing about next?

Hey there moody chops

You’re gonna have to change the text

No more caterwauling in a minor key

You’re gonna have to croon about the Zuiderzee

And its total reclamation by twenty-o-three

Now you’ve got wads of the stuff

Now you got national acclaim

Alright boys, fill the skip…

You’re gonna have to take your hand from out of your sleeve

Your mumbling, you’re gonna have to leave behind

You’re gonna have to join Jools for the jam sketch

You’ll have to join Jools for the jam sketch

Oh moody chops

Oh moody chops

Moody chops

Oh moody chops

Hey moody chops

Mmm Moody chops

You’ve gone and got national acclaim

You done got national acclaim

You…