Malayan Jelutong -

I have no Shire Horse

To pull my narrowboat

I’ll go and see the carpenter

See what he suggests

«Have you tried Tik and Tok

The robotic dance pair?

They’re not enthusiasts

But of course the law is on your side»

Singing a song

Just singing a song

When my grave’s waist-deep in meadow grass

No more strawberry jam for the Guild

Will they still say, whenever bobsleigh’s on

«Hey I would love to have a go at that»?

Stromsgodset Under-Fives

Did the offy by us

I spoke to Farmer Coombes

Had other things on his mind:

«Them Massey Fergusons

Rub me up the wrong way

And have you seen my son?

Wears his baseball cap the wrong way round»

Singing a song

Just singing a song

When my grave’s waist-deep in meadow grass

No more strawberry jam for the Guild

Will there still be in the back pages

Adverts for The Original Breton Shirt?

Singing a song, singing a song

Singing a song, singing a song

Singing a song, singing a song

Singing a song, singing a song

Singing a song, singing a song

Singing a song, singing a song

Singing a song, singing a song

Singing a song, singing a song

Singing a song, singing a song

Singing a song, singing a song

Singing a song, singing a song

Singing a song…