Double Trouble - Half Japanese

It wasn’t even me, it was somebody else

I didn’t do it, I swear I didn’t

Double trouble

And I know why

Double trouble

Here’s my alibi

Someone was playing a joke on me

They thought it’d be funny to dress like me

And in the dark, no human tongue can tell

It was not I who raised all hell

Double trouble

Can’t you see?

Double trouble

It was not me

Snowflakes all look alike unless you look close

That’s not just me saying that, ask anybody

And now I’m gonna tell you something

That I’ve never told anyone else before

There’s a man who looks like me

And talks like me and acts like me

But that’s where the similarities end

I’m not the one who did it

I wasn’t even there

Double trouble

Don’t you see

Double trouble

It was not me

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I wouldn’t lie

Double trouble

It was not I

Double trouble

Can’t you see

Double trouble

It was not I

Double trouble

I would not lie

Double trouble

It was not I

And even if it was, so what?