Sick And Twisted - Gwar

Sick and twisted

Sick and twisted

very bad

Crippled, crazy, sick and sad

Yes, a fouler thing has not existed

Yes, it’s true I’m that sick and twisted

Sick and twisted

Bent and gnarled

Rigid, raving

Deeply scarred

Yes, I’m reviled

And I’m detested

Diseased and pleased

And crab-infested

Hoi!

Sick and twisted!

Menageries I have molested

All my suits are double-breasted

Nothing sacred

Nothing sound

My ass is sagging

And my belly is round

My anus torn with years of trauma

Madly weeping drama-mama

Fisted deeply, with no friends

Yes, with me the bullshit never ends

Sick and twisted!

Sick and twisted!

Sick and twisted!

Oi!

Sick and twisted

Outta luck

But you know what?

I don’t give a fuck

I lost it all

But it was my call

And all in all

I had me a ball

Sick and twisted

Been black listed

Feathers flew

But I persisted

I carry on And only hope

To eat up crack

And shoot up dope

Yes, everything is sick and twisted

Everything is sick and twisted

Sick and twisted!

Sick and twisted!

Life is just a battlefield

A crushing force to which I will not yield

Sick and twisted!

Sick and twisted!

Sick and twisted!

Sick and Twisted!

Everytime that I see this place

It reminds me that I must destroy your race

Then I shit myself and I feel disgrace

So instead of toilet paper I just use your face

Living outside of society

Look at what it’s done to me

I crave crack and P.C.P.

And I need a big old dildo rammed all up inside of me…

Living in pomp and pageantry

Hits and shits and butts and sluts