Salaminizer - Gwar

Here’s a little song from a god to a slave

Never should’a been let out the fuckin' microwave!

I’m on your planet, I’m runnin' amuck

I should give a shit, but I don’t give a fuck, NO!

Since a was a scumdog, I blew a cum-wad

I need a mutherfuckin' Suck-a-dick-a-lick-a-log!

Burning a mall or two, I think I’m gonna spew!

If you don’t wanna fuckin' fuck me, I’ll fuck YOU!

This is your ass, and I’m in it!

My man, Sexy, fuck you up in a minute!

With an axe, sword, mace, pike you’re limbless…

Then I’ll fuck your ass 'till it’s rimless!

Oh, you humans always screamin'

Oh, as you suckle on my semen

Oh, and the shit is always steamin'

A drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a womanizer…

but you can call me the Salaminizer!

I need more!

I need more!

Give in to, give in to, give in to, give in to

Me!

More!

Me!

More!

Me!

More!

Give in to, give in to, give in to, give in to,

Me!

More!

Me!

More!

Me!

More!

Me!

More!

Me!

Me!

More!

YOU!

My life is a luxury, so filled with hate

I’ve got thirty slaves keepin' maggots on my plate

From my fortress in Antarctica, I watch the world die

On my Sony Trinitron that’s switched to channel Five

Back on the road, it’s no lie

Stupid fuckin' humans paid money to die!

Crushed in the Pit, nailed to the stage!

I only suck the souls that are underage!

Oh, You humans always screamin'

Oh, as you suckle on my semen

and the shit is always steamin'

A drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a sodomizer…

But you can call me the Salaminizer!