Raped at Birth - Gwar

I was

I was

I was

Raped at birth

I was

I was

I was

Brutalized by beastly girth

I was raped at birth!

When I was a boy

My life was destroyed

I was raped at birth

I was not overjoyed

When I was a man

I hid in the can

I was raped at birth

Yes, that was the plan

I went to my mom

She hit me with a pan

I was raped at birth!

Scumdog sex planet

Convulsing breeding hive

Spit forth the progeny

Through rivers of slime, I writhe

Seeking warmth and light

Life begins, the world so bright

Too soon from the womb I’m torn

As penis plums the newly born

Mangled and tangled, I flop to the floor

Speckled and spackled, I run for the door

Though I’m but a baby, I’m still eight foot two

I’ll be raped at birth for the pleasure of you

I was raped, yes, raped at birth

When I was a lad

Halfway out the womb

They ruined my rectum

I fucked half the room

Now I’m a man

But I won’t grow up

If you rape me again

I think that I’ll throw up

Fit me for a truss

With a times eight leather cup

I was raped at birth!

It went on for hours

Scalding hot, the golden showers

Manifesting pimple power

Penis-poking tingle-tower

Still, it seems unfair

One time, got raped with a chair

Still, good came of it

Like every time I shit

Mangled and tangled, I flop to the floor

Speckled and spackled, I run for the door

Though I’m but a baby, I’m still eight foot two

I’ll be raped at birth for the pleasure of you

I was raped at birth!

My masters knew well why

They raped the newly born

The line at the door

Spoke of new forms of porn

I was raped at birth!

The wretched infants

Were sullen, forlorn

The skin, it was warm

We lived in a dorm

After we’d been raped, we were all given weapons

Your grave is my glory, your face I will step in

But I’m not complaining that my life is fucked

I was raped at birth, from then on, everything sucked

Everything sucked

Everything sucked

We are all raped at birth

It fucking hurts

Chased from room to room

Pinned in a corner

Bing bang boom!

Mangled and tangled, I flop to the floor

Speckled and spackled, I run for the door

Though I’m but a baby, I’m still eight foot two

I’ll be raped at birth for the pleasure of you

I!

Was!

Raped!

At!

Birth!