First Rule Is - Gwar

Outside

Bombs explode

I am sitting

On the commode

Soon they’ll reach

The day-care center

Soon they’ll bag

The smashed placenta

Thanks

For the cookies

Mom sent ya

First rule is

There is no first

First rule is

There is no first

First rule is

There is no first rule

No first rule

No first rule

No first rule

No first rule

No first!

They give us no reason

To fire the gun

They think we’re in season

(Men) Think it’s fun

But your God said

Not to kill anyone

I think you’re living a lie (First rule is)

I think you’re living a lie (First rule is)

Cause people die all the time (First rule is)

And they don’t seem to mind (First rule is)

I think you’re living a!

Outside

Bombs explode

I am sitting

On the commode

Soon they’ll reach

The day-care center

Soon they’ll bag

The smashed placenta

Thanks

For the cookies

Mom sent ya

First rule is

There is no first

First rule is

There is no first

First rule is

There is no first rule

No first rule

No first rule

No first rule

No first rule

(I said) No first rule

(I said) No first rule

(I said) No first rule

(I said) No first rule

(I said)