Good Friday - Guttermouth

Thank you for the easter bunny

Sitting at my door

It wasn’t made of chocolate

But it shit right on my floor

And thank you god for x-mas trees

Return the gifts for money

Thank you for my paycheck

Now heres your 10%

I’d love to give you more

But i bareley make my rent

Thank you lord for turning

Fruity grapes right into wine

It sure does make it easy

To out my pick up line

Once there was no t.

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Inside my hotel room

The bible had 10,000 pages

I only used a few

Sunday school such a joy

Forced to fondle reverend roy

Good friday