Chaps My Hide - Guttermouth

A wet suit rash, tight pants re-hash

Oh, i forgot to wipe

It’s warm outside, a pony ride

A drive across the country side

A side of flan, a marathon

The pork’s a little rare

Blueberry tarts, then come wet farts

The chaffing in my dairy air

Bull leg strut, monkey butt

Bull leg strut, monkey butt

You know what chaps my hide

Riding bikes when it’s hot outside

Isn’t that fucked

I sure feel like a schmuck

When people scream look at him

Monkey butt has set in A rash around my pecker

My balls and butt