Bat Romance -

Oh, Oh, Oh, Ooh

Caught in a bat romance

Ooh!

Carni-Carnival!

Mwah Mwah, hahaha!

Meow, oh meow!

Want your bat romance!

Carni-Carnival!

Hammer, oh hammer!

Haha, oh haha,

want your bat romance.

Tired of Joker and his greasy hair,

His dumb card tricks could never please me downstairs I want bat love,

love love love I want bat love.

(Hahahahaha)

His high-pitched voice and his shrieks full of glee,

he sounded like he hasn’t hit puberty.

I want Batman,

(gasp)

That’s my plan!

I’ll get Batman!

Just because I’m a jester

doesn’t mean I can’t pleasure.

(Haha)

I want all my jokes to be on you!

Bust out the batcuffs and your grappling hook,

you and me could have a bat romance!

I wanna go see your bat habitat!

Oh, by the way I’m an acrobat!

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ooh oh!

Jackpot for Mista B!

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ooh oh!

Grand prizes all of me!

Kiss, kiss

I am known.

Mwah mwah ahaha.

Carnai- Carnatia.

Want your bat romance.

Forget the batwing, it will not be flown,

just smell these pheramones and get in the zone,

once you inhale I won’t fail I’ll get Bat tail…

(Ah)

Come see my garden,

there is privacy.

Want you to be a vegan,

devour me.

We’ll take our time,

us confined,

it’s such a crime.

I need to be fancy,

just don’t be a pansy.

I last long with photosynthesis!

I’m using vines to tie your feet and your hands,

you and me could have a bat romance!

I want to teach you about botany,

but only if you want me!

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ooh oh!

Will you accept this rose?

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ooh oh!

One kiss and your heart will explode!

Mrow, mrow, row

meow, oh meow,

paw, paw, oh paw, paw!

Want your bat romance!

Mrow, mrow, row

meow, oh meow,

paw, paw, oh paw, paw!

Scratch!

Mrow!

Move it bitches,

Batty only has one mistress.

Growl!

Hiss!

Stay away,

you little kittens will get spayed.

Bite!

Rip!

I’ll crack my whip!

Bat boy is my only catnip!

Purr, purr!

He is mine,

He craves to be with this feline!

I want bat love and I want it to stay,

be my playtoy,

be my tuna fillet.

Screw you, weed chick!

Will kitty lick sick?

You’re Joker’s trick!

(Gasp)

Well then, this is the end!

We are not all good friends!

No more Gotham Sirens!

If we cannot decide,

then we will compromise!

We want a motor batmobile that can seat four of us,

we’ll have a bat romance!

We just need you to take that sexy mask off…

on second thought,

leave it on!

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ooh oh!

Caped crusading man!

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ooh oh!

Caught in a bat romance!

Cha-ching!

Royal flush!

Bouquet,

very lush!

Madame,

extra plush!

Want your bat romance!