The Fall Guy - Gogglebox

Well, I’m not the kind to kiss and tell, But I’ve been seen with Farrah.

I’ve never been with anything less than a nine, so fine.

I’ve been on fire with Sally Field, gone fast with a girl named Bo.

But somehow they just don’t end up as mine…

It’s a death-defying life I lead, I’ll take my chances.

I’ve died for a living in the movies and tv.

But the hardest thing I’ll ever do is watch my leading ladies,

Kiss some other guy while I’m bandaging my knee.

I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand-new car,

'Cause I’m the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.

I’ve never spent much time in school, but I taught ladies plenty.

It’s true I hire my body out for pay, hey hey!

I’ve gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up over Rachel Welch

But when I wind up in the hay, it’s only hay, hey hey!

I might jump an open drawbridge, or Tarzan from a vine,

'Cause I’m the unknown stuntman, that makes Eastwood look so fine.