High-Tech Redneck - George Jones

He’s got thirteen channels of wrestling comin' in strong from a satellite send

A two hundred function remote control big screen TV with stereo

Football baseball nascar too with picture in a picture it’s all in view

And if it comes on just a little too late with his VCR’s he’ll get it on tape

He’s a high-tech redneck Mayberry meets Startrek

He’s a bumpkin' but he’s plugged in he’s a high-tech redneck

He’s got twenty sub-woofers in the bed of his truck

A thousand watts of power and he keeps it cranked up He ain’t into hip hop he ain’t into rap

He likes to rattle them speakers with Ronnie Milsap

CD cassette digital tape CB radar and scannin' short wave

And if he needs to talk to his honey at home

He just dials up her number on his cellular phone

He’s a high-tech redneck…

He’s a high-tech redneck…