Welcome to Dover - Gene

Welcome to Dover

This fair and gentle place

We’re the free-thinking, hard-drinking

Sun-breathing saviours of our race

You know we’ll never change

Welcome to Dover

Gateway to the world

We don’t care if you’re poor

Just don’t move in next door

With your forty boys and girls

If they don’t take your life

They’ll steal your wife away

They were born to rob

They’ll steal your job away

How dare you come to Dover?

Not a Northern grubby town

Where you seem to fit it

'coz the dirt suits your skin

And up there, you melt into the crowd

If they don’t take your life

They’ll steal your wife away

They were born to rob

They’ll steal your job away

We were born in England

Home of the free

Last bastion of stupidity

If they don’t take your life

They’ll steal your wife away

They were born to rob

They’ll steal your job away

You were born to roam

We’ve got a home always

Go back to where you’re from

You don’t belong