Double-O-Bum - Gas Huffer

Hey man

You might think I’m a bum because I get out of bed

A little later than you

Well, you can sit on your thumb and yak until you are dead

But I’ve got something to do

I’m taking orders from the President

Can’t let evil rule the day

NO WAY!

Sometimes I wonder where the good times went

But the world’s a lot safer this way

I might look a little shabby, but that’s all part of the show

You can laugh all you want about the clothes I wear

Hold me down, mister, but I don’t care

'Cause I know…

Hey man

You might be slighty amused and think that my only job

Is just a-sittin' around

I don’t have time for your views—I'm keeping tabs on the mob

And many dangers abound

If you think I’m lazy, fine

But my edges are honed sharp

I can spring into action in a moment’s time

And I’m strung tight like a harp

I might look a little shabby, but that’s all part of the show

You can laugh all you want about the clothes I wear

Hold me down, mister, but I don’t care

'Cause I know…

Hey man

You might think I’m a bum because I get out of bed

A little later than you

Yeah, you can sit on your thumb and yak until you are dead

But I’ve got something to do