Krise - Gartnerlosjen

Jeg skal fortelle om en dag da Roald skulle ut og handle frukt

Alt gikk galt den dagen

Jakka mi!

Jakka mi!

Hvor er jakka mi?

Jakka mi!

Jakka mi!

Jeg finner ikke jakka mi!

Skjorta mi!

Skjorta mi!

Skjorta mi!

Skjorta mi er vekke!

Buksa mi!

Buksa mi!

Buksa mi!

Jeg har forlagt buksa mi!

Buksa mi!

Buksa mi!

Jeg har visst forlagt buksa mi!

Sokka mine!

Sokka mine!

Sokka mine!

Sokka mine er borte!

Noen har bøffa klæra mine

Roald turte ikke gå ut naken på gaten for å handle seg frukt

Han svøpte seg i et laken

Du kan tro han så teit ut der han vaset av sted

Men så lå det et bananskall der;

Ja han gled

Jeg slo meg!

Jeg slo meg!

Jeg slo meg!

Au!

Au!

Au!

Helvetes bananskall!

Det lå i veien for meg

Faen!

Faen!

Det gjorde dritvondt

Faen!

Faen!

Faen!

Det gjorde dritvondt!

Noen har lagt ut feller for meg!

Omsider kom han fram til torget

Det var ikke et øyeblikk for seint

For bodene var i ferd med å stenge

Det ville jo vært for galt å måtte gå hjem med uforettet sak

Men Roald endte opp som et vrak

Pærer!

Pærer!

Har dere ikke pærer?

I will tell about a day when Roald was going out to buy fruit

Everything went wrong that day

My jacket!

My jacket!

Where is my jacket?

My jacket!

My jacket!

I can't find my jacket!

My shirt!

My shirt!

My shirt!

My shirt is gone!

My pants!

My pants!

My pants!

I misplaced my pants!

My pants!

My pants!

I must have misplaced my pants!

My socks!

My socks!

My socks!

My socks are gone!

Someone stole my clothes

Roald did not dare to go out naked on the street to buy fruit

He wrapped himself in a sheet

You'd think he looked silly as he wandered off

But then there was a banana peel lying there;

Yes he slipped

I beat myself up!

I beat myself up!

I beat myself up!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Damn banana peel!

It was in my way

Damn!

Damn!

It hurt like hell

Damn!

Damn!

Damn!

It hurt like hell!

Someone has laid out traps for me!

At last he arrived at the square

It was not a moment too late

Because the stalls were about to close

It would be too wrong to have to go home with an unfinished business

But Roald ended up a wreck

Pears!

Pears!

Don't you have bulbs?