Me & Mike -

I will tell you about that one time when I broke my TV screen

I was tipsy or even hammered, maybe somewhere in between

Me and Mike played nes ice hockey like one million times before

Except for this time we were leveled and I couldn’t seem to score

It must have been a glitch cause what a shame

There must have been a glitch cause he won the game

I freaked out of control

When anger took it’s toll

When I lose it really hurts my heart and soul

I’ve got no self control

The door’s got an extra hole

I turned my posters into piles of ash and coal

Now I’ll tell you about that one time when I broke my LCD

Of my brand new laptop that I bought in 2013

Me and Mike played Tekken tag team

I beat his fighters one by one

But suddenly he started winning and his last man was standing strong

I’m sure it was a glitch, it could not be right

I’m sure it was a glitch cause he won the fight

I freaked out of control

When anger took it’s toll

When I lose it really hurts my heart and soul

I’ve got no self control

The door’s got an extra hole

I turned my posters into piles of ash and coal

Those last two lines were both just lies to boost the story line

When I freaked out of control

When anger took it’s toll

When I lose it really hurts my heart and soul

I really hate when you are winning

I really hate when you are right

I love when you try to correct me and it turns out that you are wrong