I Still Got Porn -

I’m still the biggest loser

I fucked up how could I lose her

To such a boring guy?

Is everything alright?

He don’t deserve that girl

He sure can’t handle her

It sucks so hard, what can I say?

She kicked my balls and ran away

Is she trying to be funny?

It isn’t Aprils fools day!

Just take a look around

How could she turn me down?

This girl’s got awful taste

Her beaut is all a waste

But what she lacks most are the brains!

I thought we had something cool

But the way this turned out made me look like a fool

I got rejected so bad

She was the greatest love that I never had!

I’ve come to think about it

Some girls are never worth it

She can’t make up her mind

It’s just a waste of time

I wish you guys bad luck

I hope your first time suck

I honestly don’t give a fuck!

You don’t need her.

Just be a man

Why would you need her?

You still got your hand!

I don’t need her.

I won’t feel torn

Why would I need her?

I still got porn!