I Love Katy Perry -

I got struck by curiosity

Wondering how it would be

To see you in an erotic movie

Hey guys how awesome wouldn’t that be?

Ever thought of making lesbian porn?

That is something we would all adore

We would always come back for more

Oh god come on!

Just give us hardcore

You have to excuse my friend

In his excitement he forgot to say:

Katy Perry

Will you marry me?

Let’s have a baby

We can raise it

In a mansion you can buy

Katy Perry

Lick my cherry (lollipop)

It’s a fairytale and we’ll be living happily

Ever after!

When I listen to the songs you sing

About kissing girls and everything

Gets me excited and it really gets me thinking…

You have to excuse my friend

Here comes what he was really trying to say:

Katy Perry

Will you marry me?

Let’s have a baby

We can raise it

In a mansion you can buy

Katy Perry

Lick my cherry (lollipop)

It’s a fairytale and we’ll be living happily

Ever after!

Have you really thought this over?

It´s not a hell of a masterplan…

Katy Perry

Will you marry me?

Let’s have a baby

We can raise it

In a mansion you can buy

Katy Perry

Lick my cherry lollipop

It’s a fairytale and we’ll be living happily

Katy Perry

Will you marry me?

Let’s have a baby

We can raise it

In a mansion you can buy

I’ll be famous!

Then I’ll dump you

After I’ve humped you

I’ll sell our sextape on Ebay

I’ll sell our sextape on Ebay

I will be rich!

I will be famous!

Yeah it’s a fairytale

And we’ll be living happily

At least for a week