Wopbabalubop - Funkdoobiest

If I drop them dogs a broke nose gets clubbed

Then I crack that jaw cause you know I get raw

I remember when I used to sit on the see-saw

Now I just shoot em up shoot em up y’all

Ya better stand clear cause I know no fear

When I hit you with the baseball bat in the ear

Its gonna be on when the shit goes down

So you better be ready clown

I cock that hammer, then I pull that trigger

Better run quick cause I’ll put the hole right in ya

Look what I gave ya the ill behavior

Funkdoobiest got the 31 flavors

Mocha, chocolate the number 1 toke up

Play your punk ass like a hand in poker

Hearts, clovers, diamonds, shrooms

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Who the funk do you think you are?

I got the funk blasting out your car

Now what the funk are you gonna do?

I’ll funk your ass up with my Funkdoobie crew

Here comes the Son, but not the ruler

It’s the dooler, sippin on the wine cooler

We hit the cronic well ain’t that ironic

Thats why they call us the Doobies (Scooby-Doobies)

Cause we give the porno flicks to do us a floosey

Drop the panties and give up the booty

I think I’ll pass, she’s got the cooties

So we get the funk on to find us a groupie

You tell the hope, they’re ain’t nottin like a doobie

Groovy, as I funk up the room

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I generate power, devour cowards in an hour

Who’s got the funeral flowers

I cut like a sickle, so fuck a Don Rickles

I’m flavored like pickles, I’ve killed for a nickel

So what ya telling me?

There ain’t no felony

Just check out check out um check out my melody

Handle the vandal, caught in the scandal

Candles are lit when I sing soprano

Flavor’s what I kick, I’m strong like a viking

Call me a psychic, but Mikey says he likes it

I pump the ill disco, I’m out like a missile

Who blow the whistle, I blast like a pistol

Kapow boom, so give me some room

As I Wopbabalubop balap bam boom