Bow Wow Wow - Funkdoobiest

Bow Wow.

B-Bow Wow… B-B-Bow Wow… B-B-B-Bow Wow Wow

Bow Wow.

B-Bow Wow… B-B-Bow Wow… BOW WOW WOW

B-ow Wow (repeated)

I bow wow wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk

Punk

I put you in my trunk

Like a good fella, I’m a good speller

Yet I get retarded like Hellen Keller

Take it, I’ll kick it, better I’ll flick it Just like a booger, I fuck around with hookers

Like Tina Turner, I’m a fast learner

Earning up my wealth, now I go for self

Like Barney Rubble, who’s always in trouble

I’m quick on the double, you’ll never see me fumble

Like a quaterback, think I outta smack

Wack MCs who think they’re all of that

I Bow Wow Wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk

A Bow Wow Wow

It ain’t no hassle, I’ll grab my lasso

Check a punk asshole, like Eddie Haskle

Yet I’m not the reaper or Sigorny Weaver

I’ll bust a stunt punk like Colt Seavers

Then do the polka, I’m iller then the Joker

I’m not mediocre, like almond mocca

I’m flavor, behavior is ill when I spill

You’ll be fucked just like Fire Marshall Bill

'Cause I cause disasters like the Dukes of Hazard

I’ll shatter you kid if you step punk bastard

Zero, Weirdo, the Funk Superhero

Yeah you scare me, just like a scarecrow

Eenie meenie, I funk like Houdini

No I run shit punk, like Mussolini

I’m skinny

Kid like me dreams of tiny bikinis

Ralph rocks a beanie

Flips it, smacks it, do the Michael Jackson

Bring your crew punk, cut you in fractions

Action packed, wanna come back

On the drunk track, sharp like a thumb tac

I’m in the congos, I chill like Tonto

When it comes to the funk, I rock pronto