Hey Ho - Freddy Kalas

I fra bakken og opp til døra der jeg bor

Er det fakler hele veien som i fjor

Kjenner lufta bærer røkelse og svor

For ingen lager ribbe som a mor

Og på peisen har vi alle hver vår sokk

Det er jul igjen og aldri får jeg nok

Og Maria det du gjorde gjør meg godt

Takk gud for at du ikke tok abort

Det går elv, hundre gavekort og fluestang

Henda fulle, akevitt og julesang

Nisse, Lue, Ipad, og rettetang

En, Og to, Og tre

Også synger vi

Hey ho, det tramper oppå taket

Hey ho, nissen er tilbake

Hey ho, det er gaver under grana

Hey ho, og tomtegløgg i krana

Under julegrana griner lillebror

For i år så vakk’e pakka like stor

Den er bløtere enn hva den var i fjor

Ja det må jo vær no fra bestemor

Og når jula ringer inn og klokka slår

Og tante holder tale for i år

Sitter far å gomler pinnekjøtt og kål

Helt til skjorteknappen i veggimellom går

Det går elv, hundre gavekort og fluestang

Henda fulle, akevitt og julesang

Nisse, Lue, Ipad, og rettetang

En, Og to, Og tre

Også synger vi

Hey ho, det tramper oppå taket

Hey ho, nissen er tilbake

Hey ho, det er gaver under grana

Hey ho, og tomtegløgg i krana

Hey ho, det tramper oppå taket

Hey ho, nissen er tilbake

Hey ho, det er gaver under grana

Hey ho, og tomtegløgg i krana

Hey ho, det tramper oppå taket

Hey ho, nissen er tilbake

Hey ho, det er gaver under grana

Hey ho, og tomtegløgg i krana

From the ground up to the door where I live

Are there torches all the way like last year

Knows the air carries incense and swear

Because nobody makes ribs like a mother

And on the fireplace we all have our own sock

It's Christmas again and I can never get enough

And Maria what you did makes me feel good

Thank god you didn't have an abortion

There goes river, hundred gift cards and fly rod

Hands full, aquavit and Christmas carols

Santa, Hat, Ipad, and straightener

One, And Two, And Three

We also sing

Hey ho, it's stomping on the roof

Hey ho, Santa is back

Hey ho, there are presents under the tree

Hey ho, and Santa mulled wine on tap

Little brother laughs under the Christmas tree

Because this year, the beautiful package is just as big

It is softer than what it was last year

Yes, it must be from grandma

And when Christmas rings and the bell strikes

And Aunt is speaking for this year

Father is sitting eating pork chops and cabbage

Until the shirt button between the walls goes

There goes river, hundred gift cards and fly rod

Hands full, aquavit and Christmas carols

Santa, Hat, Ipad, and straightener

One, And Two, And Three

We also sing

Hey ho, it's stomping on the roof

Hey ho, Santa is back

Hey ho, there are presents under the tree

Hey ho, and Santa mulled wine on tap

Hey ho, it's stomping on the roof

Hey ho, Santa is back

Hey ho, there are presents under the tree

Hey ho, and Santa mulled wine on tap

Hey ho, it's stomping on the roof

Hey ho, Santa is back

Hey ho, there are presents under the tree

Hey ho, and Santa mulled wine on tap