Entertain Me - Freak Kitchen

A neighbour stole my VCR

Canґt afford to fill up my car

Itґs been a while since I paid the rent

I wonder where that money went

Fox &Scully just disappeared

Well, I could always sit here and grow a beard

Broke a rib trying to find the bed

The lights are out and the phone is dead

Or is it my head

Entertain me, entertain me Make me laugh ґtil I hit the floor

Entertain me, entertain me Crack a joke ґtil I canґt take no more

My girl is gone and soґs the cat

The junk I eat is making me fat

The virus-scan fucked up last night

While I was jerking off to a neat website

Spent my bucks on apathy

Precious, precious enemy

The landlordґs dog just ate my shoe

My buddyґs busy sniffinґ glue

Iґm thinking about you

Entertain me, entertain me Make me laugh ґtil I hit the floor

Entertain me, entertain me Slip for me ґtil I canґt take no more

Take your hypocritic pointers

And shove (c)m up your ass

Donґt need your condescending attitude

Find somebody else to harass