Custodian Ralph - Flummox

Ralph was a guy from the trailer side

Ralph cleaned the campus almost every night

Sweeping fast, mopping last, watch him do his dust attack

Thinks it’s fun, makes him run, watch him hit a hunk of crack

Ralph didn’t like the dust bunnies

Ralph thought his puns were all funny

Inspect the room with scepter broom, never forgets a second glance

Sani-bags & trailer swag, watch him do the Elmo dance

Ralph was a master class sweeper

Ralph was a Class A tweaker

Creeps the halls, tweakin' balls, finds every last particle

Wash the floor, don’t ignore the mess he finds is the mess he kills