A Kiss Is Not a Contract - Flight Of The Conchords

A kiss is not a contract

but it’s very nice

yes it’s very nice

Just because you’ve been exploring my mouth

Doesn’t mean you get to take an expedition to the south

A kiss is not a contract

but it’s very nice

yes it’s very very nice

Just because we’ve been playing tonsil hockey

Doesn’t mean you get to score the goal in my jockeys

Just because I’m in an acoustic folk band,

It doesn’t mean I only want poon-tang

I can’t go around loving everyone

I just wouldn’t get anything done

Oh because…

I’m only one man

Baby

We’re only two men, Ladies

Baby, oh pretty babies