You Can't Handle This - Five Iron Frenzy

Making young girls pine

I don’t have the time

Babies get in line

I’ve got a protractor

Got a stapler now

It goes «Ka-ching»

Gotta have the math club

Crown me king

Gotta rock the screen

With the cosine graphing

On my calculator

If you’re up and if you want

A piece of me

Wave goodbye and blow a kiss

'Cause you can’t handle this

No, No, No

You can’t handle this

No, No, No

You can’t handle this

Through my glasses glare

You’ll see savoir faire

Beneath my icy stare

I’ve got a retainer

Maybe I’m the physics main event

Maybe I’m the chem club president

Maybe even Texas Instruments

Thinks that I’m co-planar

If you’re up and if you want

A piece of me

Wave goodbye and blow a kiss

'Cause you can’t handle this

No, No, No

You can’t handle this

No, No, No

You can’t handle this

And Leonard Nimoy can’t stand up to this

And Captain James T. Kirk

Bows beneath my fists

And I am awesome, awesome

I am the awesomest

No, No, No

You can’t handle this

No, No, No

You can’t handle this

No, no, no, no, no

No, no, no, no, no

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

No, no, no, no, no

No, no, no, no, no

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Yeah