You Probably Shouldn't Move Here - Five Iron Frenzy

Well I heard that your state could be sinking

Deep into the briny sea

And all of them earthquakes got you thinking

'bout leaving Californee-ee

There’s riots and there’s flood and its smoggy

Toxic waste on yonder beach

And all of them Hippies down in SANTA CRUZ

Are startin' to suck just like a leach («Hey man»)

You’re sick of sunshine and surfing

You’ve had all the tofu you can take

Well lookee here times-a-wastin'

You just move to the Centennial state!

Some people think our state is square

They’re wrong just wait and see

I walk a mile high

Colorado’s right for me

Well ridin' on a cow can make you tired

And it gets a little cold («That's true!»)

But if y’all could use a little swayin'

Here’s Val from the W’s!

(«Hi.»)

Riding rodeos and square dancing

You farm like mad all day («Aaaaagh!»)

You might think that I’m lying

Shoot listen to what my uncle’s gotta say!

«I'm an old smelly geezer

I don’t know what rhymes with that

If you’ve got a boil you can pick it

Get out of my yard and give me my chicken!»

Some people think our state is square

They’re wrong just wait and see

I walk a mile high

Colorado’s right for me

Some people think our state is square

They’re wrong just wait and see

I walk a mile high

Colorado’s right for me