Captain A-Bomb - Fight Like Apes

There was a turtle by the name of Bert

And Bert the Turtle was very alert

When nature threatened him he never got hurt

He knew just what to do

Sometimes Captain A-Bomb

Writes his mum a nice song

Like daisy chains and ping pong

Flower pots and King Kong

And then sometimes

He goes out sometimes

While drinking

Like a lout, sometimes

He turns to great big bongs and ding dongs

Kylie’s greatest hit songs

All about neon paints and ring wrongs

More valances, ding dong

Then sometimes

It’s all about the music

Sometimes

Then sometimes

It’s all about the face

Sometimes

Sometimes

Sometimes Captain A-Bomb

Writes his mum a nice song

Daisy chains and King Kong

Flower pots and ping pong

Sometimes Captain A-Bomb

Writes his mum a nice song

Like daisy chains and King Kong

Flower pots and ping pong

And great big bongs and ding dongs

And Kylie’s greatest hit songs

Sometimes

Sometimes Captain A-Bomb

Writes his mum a nice song

Sometimes Captain A-Bomb

Like daisy chains and ping pong

Sometimes Captain A-Bomb

Like flower pots and King Kong

Sometimes Captain A-Bomb

He writes his mum a nice song

Sometimes

(Sometimes Captain A-Bomb)

He writes his mum a nice song

Sometimes

(Sometimes Captain A-Bomb)

Like daisy chains and ping pong

Some how

(Sometimes Captain A-Bomb)

This turned to great big bongs and ding dongs

Sometimes

(Sometimes Captain A-Bomb)

He writes his mum a nice song