The Man Without A Tan - FFS

The man without a tan came strolling into town

He had the whitest collar and he brought a scene around

Girls were all a-drooling, hum the lullaby

The men were all suspicious but they didn’t know just why

The man without a tan, he’s a threat to you and me

He has the kind of hands that you might see on your TV

And if he touched your woman, how the hell could she resist?

I’m sure he’ll entertain her with a little bit of this

Our rugged handsomeness is no match for

The man without a tan

The man without a tan

The man without a tan

The man without a tan

The man without a tan, he had a walk around the town

He found a rollin' restaurant and entered and sat down

He ordered Coca-Cola with some lemon but no ice

He reached into his pocket and he found his lucky dice

He finished up his cola and the waitress thought, «So soon?»

He looked a little bit like Gary Cooper in High Noon

He left to find a movie theatre, it was shuttered down

It seemed like there were lots of things that had been shuttered down

Our rugged handsomeness is no match for

The man without a tan

The man without a tan

The man without a tan

The man without a tan

I overheard my girlfriend on her landline telephone

She thought I couldn’t hear her but she really should’ve known

The man without a tan was on the line and being cute

I stood back in the showers, I was fuming in my boots

Our rugged handsomeness is no match for

The man without a tan

The man without a tan

Twenty years have passed and I’m the man without a tan

(to be a rugged handsome man)

The man without a tan

The man without a tan

And then you came right out with it and said, «You are my man»

(Then you came right out with it and said, «You are my man»)

The man without a tan

The man without a tan

And then you came right out with it and said, «You are my man»

(Then you came right out with it and said, «You are my man»)

The man without a tan

The man without a tan

And then you came right out with it and said, «You are my man»

(Then you came right out with it and said, «You are my man»)

The man without a tan