New Age Android - Fatso Jetson

That big-boned bastard

He’s got water on the brain

If she’s careful it’ll last her

While she’s dealing out the pain

I’m so happy to beg her

Let the fake flag fly

I’m so happy when she’s plastic

It brings tears to my eyes

She’s plastic in her kitchen

She’s plastic in her car

She’s a new age android

With a plastic heart

She wants a perfect smile

She got the circuit board grin

She want the perfect profile

Imperfection is a sin

I guess it’s lost in theory

God-given can’t change

Get the plastic, be happy

Beneath the flesh is still the same

She’s a new age android

With a plastic brain

She’s a new age android

With a plastic brain