Alligator Assassinator - Fake Problems

Hey alligator won’t you swallow me hole?

Bite down on my leg put me in your death roll

You’re going to love the way I taste

Now everybody doing their own thing tonight

Get drunk get high get messed straight out of your mind

But me?

I think I’m going straight to sleep

I’ve got a long road ahead of me and I’m in that drivers seat

Hey alligator do you wanna go again?

I swear to God right now I’ll send you straight to heaven

I’ve got the strength of a thousand no make that a million men

No you go on tell your reptile friends you’re sorry

I should have never messed with him