Comedy Waltz -

I want to hear a comedy waltz tonight

A couple of beers and a comedy waltz tonight

Small minded people at the place where I work

There’s small minded people all over the world

So I want to hear a comedy waltz tonight

Tell me a joke that brings tears to my eyes

Please tell me a joke so that I can laugh till I cry

I’ve heard the news and it’s always the same

Never any laughs, just trouble again

So tell me a joke that brings tears to my eyes

There’s something I can’t quite put my finger on

About a clockwork monkey beating a drum

But any time I have seen such a thing

There’s something inside of me knows what it means

I want to learn how to dance, I want to spin

There’s something I can’t quite put my finger on

About a clockwork monkey beating a drum

But any time I have seen such a thing

There’s something inside of me knows what it means

I want to hear a comedy waltz tonight

A couple of beers and a comedy waltz tonight

Yes, I want to hear a comedy waltz tonight