Everybody's The Same -

If you’re a modern day man, you’re probably rocking a beard

With 15 mm flesh tunnels in your ears

You probably rock a suit instead of jeans

Uh, and probably do some ketamine

You quite possibly have a couple tats on your back

Your chest and probably have a couple sleeves

Don’t think I’m knocking you if you fit the description

I just see some dudes really tryna fit in

Some dudes totally switch up and change

Only thing that remains the same is their fucking name

What’s up with you dressing smart now?

Couple jagers down your pipe, you’re still pulling your arse out

In the bar, you laugh with your pals

Then you switch, argue and row and then start on the crowd

If you’re pissed off with me, I probably told the truth

'coz I’m just pointing this out, I’m not pointing at you

I wanna know what’s going down 'cause everybody’s the same

I can’t really work this out 'cause everybody’s the same

Seems to me we’re all stuck in one lane

Acting primitive with our dumb brains

If you’re a modern day man, you probably love the gym

Even though your diet sucks and you’re fucking slim

Unless you’re the other half and cram in calories

In Holland & Barrets, spending half your salary

Out of touch with reality, you need to wake up

Faker than 8 sluts in a gay club fixing their make up

I’m not denying you lift a couple weights

But how’s that protein shake taste with a pack of Marlboro, mate?

It’s really funny, ain’t it?

Forever bulking, never gaining

Straining to live the life you live when it really ain’t yours

Keeping up appearances, tryna hide your flaws

Surely it can’t be healthy

To spend less time on the weights than you do taking them selfies

If you’re pissed off with me, I probably told the truth

'coz I’m just pointing this out, I’m not pointing at you

I wanna know what’s going down 'cause everybody’s the same

I can’t really work this out 'cause everybody’s the same

Seems to me we’re all stuck in one lane

Acting primitive with our dumb brains

At the bar but before I slap a slapper’s arse

Why does every guy in this club look like Dapper Laughs?

Too many quiffs, they need to be taught a lesson

Rockin up to the club with their best Geordie Shore impression

I don’t hate guys, it’s good to take pride

In your appearance, but following trends just ain’t right

Another trend is sleeping with pricks

That you don’t love but then keeping the kid (Mama!)

«Oh my god, I’m having a girl!»

Well, there go your dreams to travel the world

You probably do have kids and that’s quite fine

I just don’t wanna see 'em every 5 minutes on my timeline

Everything I’ve mentioned is cool, it’s only critcism

I just think we’ve lost some of our individualism

If you’re pissed off with me, I probably told the truth

And fuck just pointing this out, I am pointing at you

I wanna know what’s going down 'cause everybody’s the same

I can’t really work this out 'cause everybody’s the same

Seems to me we’re all stuck in one lane

Acting primitive with our dumb brains