Norman Conquest II - Eric Stewart

Vic and Annie, oh Anne and Vicky, stick together through thin and thicky

Annie never go very far, she superglued to a superstar, yeah

Vic he never miss a trick, no, master of the old joy stick

Flying, boating, racing cars, he’s moving like a movie star, oh

Nina, Zoë, Mohair Sam, got the bug now fly all they can, and

Twisting, turning round and around, you’ve gotta

Get your licence, heaven bound

Vic and Annie, oh Anne and Vicky, stick together through thin and thicky

Annie never go very far, she superglued to a superstar

Annie smile and she’s looking cool but

Wait a minute, don’t be fooled, no

Underneath that serenity she stronger than a big oak tree

Vic he never touch a drop but make him laugh and he’ll never stop

Where does he get all this brevity?

Well, lots of tea and LSD

Vic and Annie, oh Anne and Vicky, stick together through thin and thicky

Annie never go very far, she superglued to a superstar, yeah

Oh Billy Bollocks swinging low, dump the water, watch him go, yeah

Protestations will never work, you gotta hit them wid de Norman smirk, oh

Boeing Stearman, Tiger Cub, Stagger Wings and Antanov, and

Butter, chocolate, Nippon cars, you can stick your contracts up your…

Ask me no questions, I’ll tell you no lies

I can move you a mountain, as long as it flies

Oh ask me no questions, I’ll tell you no lies

I can move you a mountain, yeah, yeah, as long as it flies

Norman airways cock a hoop, round and round and loop de loop

Norman airways cock a hoop, lah lah lah lah, loop de loop

Oh, thirty years of married bliss, how on earth do they manage this?

Well, give a little, love a lot, you got to compromise and you stop the rot

Well, children grow and they quit the nest

Say 'bye 'bye, well you’ve done your best and

Don’t you think they would take a rest?

No

Here comes another Norman conquest

Vic and Annie, oh Anne and Vicky, stick together through thin and thicky

Annie never go very far, she superglued to a superstar, yeah

Norman airways cock a hoop, round and round and loop de loop

Norman airways cock a hoop, lah lah lah lah, loop de loop

Oh, Vic and Annie, oh Anne and Vicky, stick together through thin and thicky

Annie never go very far, she superglued to a superstar, yeah

Norman airways cock a hoop, round and round and loop de loop

Norman airways cock a hoop, lah lah lah lah, loop de loop

Oh, Vic and Annie, oh Anne and Vicky, stick together through thin and thicky

Annie never go very far, she superglued to a superstar, yeah

Norman airways cock a hoop, round and round and loop de loop

Norman airways cock a hoop, lah lah lah lah, loop de loop

Lah lah lah lah, loop de loop, lah lah lah lah, loop de loop

Norman airways cock a hoop, lah lah lah lah, loop de loop