The Maid Needs A Maid - Emily Haines

bros before hos disagree on the sidelines

fight for a fee the man needs a maid the maid needs a maid.

bros before hos is a rule read the guidelines

you trouble me your breasts heave when you sing

your mouth should be working for me for free.

sewing up the fold ‘cause I’ve been laid up,

will you put on the fire for me, draw the bath and remind me to eat?

You won’t need a real job, you won’t need a real job

because I would love to pay for you, you could be a good wife to me.

I would love to pay for you, you are the maid for me.