Chocolate Frog -

I got called down to Dumbledore’s office

I got in trouble for a spell gone bad

I got pickled by a Polyjuice potion

Just before I got another Howler from Dad

I got whacked by the whomping willow

I got bit by a three-headed dog

I got slammed by a Slytherin bludgeon

But life’s OK, I got a chocolate frog

Life’s OK, I got a chocolate frog

Snape gave me a dark arts detention

I couldn’t make the quidditch team

Malfoy called me a name I shouldn’t mention

Divination classes make me want to scream

They all said I was doomed and defeated

Hagrid make me walk thru a spidery bog

I found out my uncle is a werewolf

But life’s OK, I got a chocolate frog

Life’s OK, I got a chocolate frog

It’s a hard life for a wanna be wizard

Days of dull potions

And rewards are few

I’m gonna buy a butterbeer at

Hogsmeade tavern and

Share my chocolate frog with you

I don’t have a nimbus 2000

I couldn’t find the Sorcerer’s Stone

I got snubbed by the Order of the Phoenix

You-know-who will never leave me alone

You can keep your nose-bleed nougats

You can have those licorice wands

I wouldn’t trade a ton-ton toffees

Life’s OK, I got a chocolate frog

Life’s OK, I got a chocolate frog

I got the evil-eye from Mad-eye Moody

I got a burn from a blast-ended skrewt

I don’t think I’m gonna pass Potions

My familiar doesn’t give a hoot

After I make my Gringott’s deposit

I’m headed home in a flue powered ---

I’m going back to my stairwell closet

But I’m taking one treat

I got a chocolate frog

Life’s OK, I got a chocolate frog

I said, life’s OK, I got a chocolate frog