Big Damn Heroes -

Oooh, River, please don’t kill me with your brain

I know that you’re insane

Still you’re smarter than your brother

Can’t seem to find himself a lover

Can’t even get into Kaylee’s jumpsuit

Got the personality of a breadfruit

River, please don’t kill me your brain

Now, Mal Reynolds, please don’t sling me thru your ship

That’s such a painful trip

Sorry if I said something wrong

I didn’t know your kick was so strong

I didn’t know I could push you so far

Heck, this kind of thing never happens on Star Trek

Mal Reynolds, please don’t sling me thru your ship

Oooh, Firefly, keep lyin'

Misbehave and keep on tryin'

For another chance to be those

Big Damn Heroes of Serenity

Oooh, now, Jayne, please don’t shoot me with your gun

I know that you’re the one

Who sent the cops on Simon and River

Too dumb to think they’d never deliver

Still, in Canton, they think you’re a hunk

We know where you’ll be: in your bunk!

Jayne, please don’t shoot me with your gun

Oooh, now, Kaylee, please don’t kill me with your smile

You’re such a flower child

Inarra’s the beauty, but you’ve got the heart

Givin' your love to each engine part

You’re the mechanic we all want to meet

Even Jubal Early thinks you’re sweet

Kaylee, please don’t kill me with your smile

Oooh, Firefly, keep lyin'

Misbehave and keep on tryin'

For another chance to be those

Big Damn Heroes of Serenity

Oooh, now, Shepherd, please don’t whack me with your book

You’ve got that priestly look

Sure know a hell of lot about guns

I don’t think you’ve been hanging out with nuns

Nice try trying to keep River in line

It’s a shame your hair looks like ol' Einstein

Shepherd, please don’t whack me with your book

Oooh, Wash, please don’t blind me with your shirt

We know who wears the skirt

With you and Zoe, she’s got the balls

But that don’t miskit into the walls

Still you ain’t no wuss as a pilot

Just click, click, click and you’re ready to style it

Wash, please don’t blind me with your shirt

Oooh, Firefly, keep lyin'

Misbehave and keep on tryin'

For another chance to be those

Big Damn Heroes of Serenity

Firefly, keep lyin'

Misbehave and keep on tryin'

For another chance to be those

Big Damn Heroes of Serenity