I Like Big Butts - EMan

Oh, my, god, Becky, look at her butt.

It is so big.

She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends.

Who understands those rap guys?

They only talk to her, because she looks like a total prostitute, okay?

I mean, her butt, it's just so big.

Ugh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there, I mean, ugh, gross.

Look!

She's just so black!

I like big butts and I cannot lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face, you get sprung

Wanna pull up tough 'cause you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearin'

I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'

Oh, baby, I wanna get wit'cha

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But that butt you got makes (me so horny!)

Oh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin

You say you wanna get in my Benz?

Well, use me, use me

'Cause you ain't that average groupie

I've seen 'em dancin'

To hell with romancin'

She's wet, wet

Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines

Sayin' flat butts are the thing

Take the average black man and ask him that

She gotta pack much back

So, fellas!

(Yeah!) Fellas!

(Yeah!)

Has your girlfriend got the butt?

(Hell yeah!)

Tell 'em to shake it!

(Shake it!) Shake it!

(Shake it!)

Shake that healthy butt!

Baby got back!

Baby got back!

I like 'em round, and big

And when I'm throwin' a gig

I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal

Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home

And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh

I ain't talkin' 'bout Playboy

'Cause silicone parts are made for toys

I want 'em real thick and juicy

So find that juicy double

Mix-a-Lot's in trouble

Beggin' for a piece of that bubble

So I'm lookin' at rock videos

Knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hoes

You can have them bimbos

I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get wit'cha

I won't cuss or hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *moan*

'Til the break of dawn

Baby got it goin' on

A lot of simps won't like this song

'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it

And I'd rather stay and play

'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong

And I'm down to get the friction on

So, ladies!

(Yeah!) Ladies!

(Yeah)

If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (Yeah!)

Then turn around!

Stick it out!

Even white boys got to shout

Baby got back!

Baby got back!

Yeah, baby.

When it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection.

36-24-36?

Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda

Playin' workout tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

My anaconda don't want none

Unless you've got buns, hun

You can do side bends or sit-ups

But please don't lose that butt

Some brothers wanna play that hard role

And tell you that the butt ain't gold

So they toss it and leave it

And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So Cosmo says you're fat

Well I ain't down with that!

'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'

And I'm thinkin' 'bout stickin'

To the beanpole dames in the magazines:

You ain't it, Miss Thing!

Give me a sista, I can't resist her

Red beans and rice didn't miss her

Some knucklehead tried to diss

'Cause his girls are on my list

He had game but he chose to hit 'em

And I pull up quick to get wit 'em

So ladies, if the butt is round

And you want a triple X throwdown

Dial 1-900-MIX-A-LOT

And kick them nasty thoughts

Baby got back!

Baby got back!

Little in the middle but she got much back!

Little in the middle but she got much back!