Hercules - Elton John

Ooh, I got a busted wing and a hornet sting

Like an out-of-tune guitar

Ooh, she got Hercules on her side

And Diana in her eyes

Some men like the Chinese life

Some men kneel and pray

Ooh, well, I like women and I like wine

And I’ve always liked it that way

Always liked it that way

(Doo-wop, shoo-wop

Doo-wop, shoo-wop, shoo-wop, shoo-wop, ah)

I can’t dig it, the way she tease

That old tough-man routine up her sleeve

Living and loving, kissing and hugging

Living and loving with a cat named Hercules

A cat named Hercules

Oh, and it hurts like hell to see my girl

Messing with a muscle boy

No Superman gonna ruin my plans

Playing with my toys

Rich man sweating in a sauna bath

Poor boy scrubbing in a tub

Me, I stay gritty up to my ears

Washing in a bucket of mud

Washing in a bucket of mud

(Doo-wop, shoo-wop

Doo-wop, shoo-wop, shoo-wop, shoo-wop, ah)

I can’t dig it, the way she tease

That old tough-man routine up her sleeve

Living and loving, kissing and hugging

Living and loving with a cat named Hercules

A cat named Hercules

(Doo-wop, shoo-wop

Doo-wop, shoo-wop, shoo-wop, shoo-wop, ah)

But I can’t dig it, the way she tease

That old tough-man routine up her sleeve

Living and loving, kissing and hugging

Living and loving with a cat named Hercules

A cat named Hercules

A cat named Hercules

A cat named Hercules

A cat named Hercules

(Oh, yeah)