Hrvatski psiho - Elemental

INK:

Doktore, doktore, zlo mi je, što mi je?

Trošim apaurin da lakše zaspim

Kažu svakom dođe žuta minuta mene

Je pukla jedna žuta duga ko godina ljuta

Kompa mi na igli, doktoreeeeee kuda smo to stigli

Drugi me gnjave za novce valjda briju da

Smo se digli.

Kolko zarađujem, kolko ploča prodajem

Brate život nije fer svi su plastični ko Cher

(a vi ste?)

Krv bez vene u zemlji gdje ginu djeca

Danas kad čujem sirene, paranoja me štreca

Sjebo nas je rat dok su lude vikale treba klat

Danas se pola nacije boji leć a kamoli ić spat

Nemamo za jesti al uvijek ima za srat

Doktore zašto je u ljudima zlo, da mi je znat?

(samo polako)

Kako polako?

Meni su sati minute

Vrime leti ko One II Many, kod nas ništa se ne cijeni

Dajem ljubav jednoj ženi, a ona ganja tuđe plahte

Djeca oće za van a ja nemam za platit

Rate, za stan, pa kak da ih učim da vjeruju

U Djed Mraza kad mi je život svlačionica

Poput Roberta Knjaza.

Crvenih obraza

Smišljam im laži za majku, jer je nikad

Nema, da im pročita bajku, za spavanje

Već se s drugim vucara na cajku

Blati i njih i mene, dok glumi radodajku

(bez vrijeđanja)

Ma ko tu koga vrijeđa ovdje stvari tako stoje

Pametni u ludnicama, a ludi mi dnevnice kroje

Djeca plaču, neznam šta ću, pa molim da kažu što je?

U školi nose pištolje pa se među vršnjake svoje, ić' boje

A prijatelje svoje pamtim u magli dima

Nekad nisam mogo bez njih a danas ne mogu s njima

Poganim jezicima jer ih mržnja puca

Šire neistinu kad god zinu pa ni se non-stop štuca

(evo popijte si vode. Nije sve tako strašno.)

Vraga nije

Doktore ma ne znate vi kao je meni živjeti

U hrvatskoj psihi.

Doktore Doktore

Ne znate vi kako je živjeti u hrvatskoj psihi

SHOT:

Gospodine, Gospodine…

Najveći problem je u vama

Svojim negativnim stavom samo sebi škodite

I sama pomisao da žena vam vucara se za drugima…

Ma molim vas!

Nemojte!

Za vas je udana, a djeca kad plaču, vi ih istucite

Da vidite dal drugi put će pustit suzu?

Neće, tako smirite i sebe i njih

Više vas neće vući za rukav

Depresivni ste gospodine, to vam je krivi stav…

Nije ništa ljudima, problem je samo u vama

Idite, ispucajte se na utakmici Dinama

Pa pustite okolinu, radite, to je to

Dajte idite odavde sretni što imate posao!

REMI:

Čujem glasove u glavi… Kaj da napravim?

Da odem u Švabiju bauštelat, u Italiju se kurvat

Konobarit na prekooceanski brod

Ili da dišem ovaj isti hrvatski smog?

Da se budim u 5, pa na šljaku u neku tvornicu

U rujnu dobim plaću za veljaču

Plaćam grobnicu na Mirogoju, stanarinu, struju, telefon

Odvajam si od usta dok ne puknem ko balon

Dajte mi, doktore, čarobnu formulu, abrakadabra

Da razvučem od prvog do prvog

Ne, nisam sabrana i nisam svoja sva

A trebam bistra čula sva da bi familiju prehranila.

(oprostite, molim?)

Eto, niko ne sluša, nit da pokuša

Samo svi lažu i prenemažu ko da smo u Saboru

A moje lice slaže boru na boru

Europa nas drži u šaci ko ovce u toru.

Odajte mi foru!

(nema tu.)

Ma nešto mora!

Kako to, drugi mirišu na parfem ja smrdim na vlagu?

Kupam se u znoju lica svog, stavljam na vagu

Sve mogućnosti, nemam budućnosti

Jedino imam mali podstanarski stan i tanak san

Navečer, raširim noge iz navike i jer moram

Ne smijem mu reći «ne», ak popije, zna biti nasilan

Često se događa, izgubi živce, nije fer

Da živim s masnicom na oku, u strahu, i ja i kćer, i tako svaku večer.

On ima PTSP, zahvalnicu i geler u nozi

A ja razbijeni san i mjesto u redu na burzi…

SHOT:

U redu, razumijem, al vaše depresivno stanje nema smisla

Vi ste zdravi, možda da rodite još djece?

To da vas malo zabavi, svaki problem se zaboravi —

Podižite sretnu obitelj, nek vam je to primarni cilj

Seks sredstvo, suprug hranitelj, pa pustite njega na miru

Vama je dosadno

(ali doktore)

Ma nemojte, sve mi je jasno, ja vas razumijem posao

Idite (ali) idite, rađajte djecu i nemojte prigovarat

Vi znate gdje vam je mjesto, nemamo o čemu razgovarat, doviđenja!

INK:

Doctor, doctor, I'm sick, what's wrong with me?

I use apaurin to fall asleep easier

They say everyone gets a yellow minute of me

One yellow rainbow burst like a year

My friend on the needle, doktoreeeeee where did we get to

Others are bothering me about money, I guess they shave

We got up.

How much I earn, how many records I sell

Brother, life is not fair, everyone is as plastic as Cher

(and you are?)

Blood without a vein in the land where children die

Today, when I hear sirens, paranoia strikes me

We were screwed by the war while the crazy shouts need a slaughter

Today, half the nation is afraid of lentils, let alone sleep

We have nothing to eat but there is always something to shit

Doctor, why is it evil in people, that I know?

(only slowly)

How slowly?

Hours are minutes for me

Time flies like One II Many, nothing is appreciated here

I give love to a woman, and she chases other people's sheets

The kids want to go out and I don't have to pay

Rate, for the apartment, so how do I teach them to believe

To Santa Claus when my life is a locker room

Like Robert the Prince.

Red cheeks

I make up lies for them about their mother, because she never did

No, to read them a fairy tale, to sleep

He's already having a party with another

He slanders them and me while he plays the role model

(no insults)

No matter who insults whom here, things are like that

Smart in madhouses, and crazy diaries cut me

The kids are crying, I don’t know what I’m going to do, so please tell me what is it?

They carry guns at school, so they are afraid of their peers

And I remember my friends in the mist of smoke

I used to not be able to do without them and today I can't do with them

Bad tongues because hatred shoots them

He spreads untruths whenever he yawns, so he doesn't hiccup non-stop

(Drink some water. It's not all that bad.)

Hell no

Doctor, you don't know what it's like for me to live

In the Croatian psyche.

Doctor Doctor

You don't know what it's like to live in the Croatian psyche

SHOT:

Sir, Sir…

The biggest problem is in you

By your negative attitude you are only harming yourself

The very thought of your wife dragging you after others…

Please!

Do not!

She is married to you, and when the children cry, you beat them

See if he'll shed a tear next time?

No, so calm yourself and them down

He won't pull your sleeve anymore

You are depressed sir, this is your wrong attitude…

It's nothing to people, it's just you

Go shoot yourself at the Dinamo match

So let go of the environment, work, that’s it

Come on out of here happy you have a job!

REMI:

I hear voices in my head… What can I do?

To go to Swabia bauštelat, to Italy whore

Waiter on an ocean liner

Or to breathe this same Croatian smog?

To wake up at 5, then on slag to some factory

In September I get paid for February

I pay for the tomb on Mirogoj, rent, electricity, telephone

I pull it away from my mouth until it bursts like a balloon

Give me, doctor, a magic formula, abracadabra

To stretch from first to first

No, I'm not collected and I'm not all my own

And I need clear senses to feed my family.

(Excuse me, please?)

Here, no one listens or tries

Only everyone is lying and pretending that we are in Parliament

And my face matches the pine on the pine

Europe holds us in its arms like sheep in a corral.

Give me a trick!

(not here.)

Something must!

How come others smell like perfume I stink of moisture?

I bathe in the sweat of my brow, I put it on the scales

All possibilities, I have no future

I only have a small rented apartment and a thin dream

In the evening, I spread my legs out of habit and because I have to

I can't tell him no, even if he drinks, he can be violent

It happens often, he loses his temper, it's not fair

To live with a bruise on my eye, in fear, both me and my daughter, and so on every night.

He has PTSD, a thank you note and a shrapnel in his leg

And I shattered the dream and place in line on the stock market…

SHOT:

Okay, I understand, but your depressed state doesn't make sense

You are healthy, maybe to have more children?

To entertain you a little, every problem is forgotten -

Raise a happy family, let that be your primary goal

Sex tool, husband breadwinner, so leave him alone

You are bored

(but doctor)

No, everything is clear to me, I understand your work

Go (but) go, have children and don’t complain

You know where you belong, we have nothing to talk about, goodbye!