She's a Forgery - Electric Six

Ooh baby better learn to love the coffin

You’ve been forced into

And just maybe you can line my coffers

With your eyes so blue

Because you seem like a steal

I know this can’t be real

I’m a hunter in the city looking for my next meal

I will praise you while appraising you

'Cause we must seal the deal

Hey!

I can’t sell her, I can’t move her

She’s a forgery

I can’t use her but I just can’t lose her

She’s a forgery

And she will be authenticated tonight

Hey!

And my addiction to Kimbo Slice

Is an affliction, I must pay the price

Adrift in a sea of bulk bought fantasy

And I’m still hung up on authenticity

Hey!

I can’t sell her, I can’t move her

She’s a forgery

I can use her but I just can’t lose her

She’s a forgery

And she will be authenticated tonight

Let the buyer beware

That the birds in your hair

Are all just for show

And yes I know it’s unfair

To purposely impair

But it’s better if you don’t know

No!

I can’t sell her, I can’t move her

She’s a forgery

I can’t use her but I just can’t lose her

She’s a forgery

And she will be authenticated tonight

I can’t sell her, I can’t move her

She’s a forgery

I can’t use her but I just can’t lose her

She’s a forgery

And she will be authenticated tonight